You may remember that Keira was in serious talks to star in a film remake of My Fair Lady before it fell through, and that the remake is still in development. This is twice now that Keira has wanted to recreate an Audrey Hepburn film role, and her first time actually doing it. Any thoughts on her choices in this regard?

Does anyone have any inclination to see it? It stars Anna Friel of the terminally cute television show Pushing Daisies as Holly Golightly, and while Anna is on record as saying she wouldn’t attempt to mimic Audrey’s iconic portrayal of the callgirl with a heart of gold, the adverts certainly give another impression. Don’t blame the girl, though, as the few onstage shots I’ve managed to find show Anna as a curly blonde more reminiscent of Marilyn Monroe (Capote’s original choice for Holly) than Audrey Hepburn. I’m afraid that I can’t really show you any of the pictures I’ve found because I try to keep this as family friendly as possible, and, well . . . Anna appears completely nude onstage. Yes, starkers.

The play is based off of Truman Capote’s original novella and not the sweetened screenplay that George Axelrod adapted to film, and is set in 1943 as opposed to the then-current time of 1961 for the film. There is also a language warning on both the theatre’s website and the production’s official website, more in keeping with Capote’s sometimes blue writing. If you are interested in catching the show tickets are still available and can be found on the theatre’s website (link above), and seem to range from around £17 to £50. If you do go see, please share your thoughts with those of us who can’t make it! We’d love to hear from you.

While doing some research on this I found that this actually wasn’t the first time Breakfast had been put onstage. There had been rumors in the late 90s and early 2000s that someone somewhere was going to do an adaptation and Natalie Portman had been asked to take on Holly, but thanks to Google and an unauthorized biography you can now read more about one of the most notorious Broadway flops in history, Breakfast at Tiffany’s the Musical. Can you imagine Mary Tyler Moore as a singing and dancing Holly? Or Richard Chamberlain as the sensitive, bookish Paul Varjak? A cast recording was made shortly before the play closed and is still available on CD, surprisingly enough. Don’t waste your time on Amazon where third party sellers will try to gouge you at $50 or more. Barnes & Noble’s website has the album selling at $26.39 with listening samples! I won’t influence your minds, so if you’re curious, go listen to the samples for yourself . . . and leave comments, of course. I love hearing your thoughts on anything, especially the more bizarre findings.

Just now I received a letter from a lady named Michelle, and she has some interesting information that New York Audrey fans will love to hear, I’m sure. I’ll just copy and paste Michelle’s words, since they say everything that needs to be said so well:

Being Audrey is the story of Claire Stark, the new York woman who has it all: a beautiful life, marital and social bliss, and a view of Tiffany’s from her Fifth Avenue apartment. When calamity strikes and her fairytale world threatens to collapse, Claire seeks refuge in her imagination, where she embarks on a hilarious, romantic adventure inspired by the films of her heroine, Audrey Hepburn. As Hepburn’s character in the classic films Roman Holiday, Funny Face, Love in the Afternoon, Sabrina, and Breakfast at Tiffany’s, Claire’s fantastical escape appears complete until she must confront the reality of what she stands to lose. Being Audrey celebrates the variety of life and the themes embodied by one of America’s most beloved and enduring movie stars. Music and lyrics by Ellen Weiss. Book by James Hindman. Developed with and directed by Jack Cummings III.

Being Audrey will be performed at the Connelly Theatre at 220 E. 4th St. New York, NY. Tickets are $45 for reserved seats, $38 for general admission. Reservations can be made with our General Manager, Michael Coglan, at coglan@transportgroup.org or (212) 564-0333. Please visit our website for more information, www.transportgroup.org

Sounds interesting, no? Maybe it sounds a little like something we’re all guilty of at some time or another? I’ll admit to stopping at the Tiffany & Co. in San Francisco a few times and just peering in the windows when I still lived up there, and doing some other Audrey re-enactments to entertain myself. If you live in the New York area or will be in town between March 27th and April 26th, the show’s run, then try and check it out! You can’t visit New York and not take in any live theatre. That’s just . . . wrong.

Speaking of having your own little Holly Golightly moment, someone else was caught having her own moment. Though while people like you and I do it quietly, maybe on the way to work or while wandering downtown, Jennifer Love Hewitt called the paparazzi to document her trip. Apparently this was her 30th birthday celebration, but so far I haven’t read anything positive about it. Perhaps everyone’s tired of her on and off Audrey fandom? Either way, here’s a picture or two, you can make up your own mind:

I’ll stay mum on this, but once and for all, I’d like to know what this girl has against Wayfarers! She didn’t use them in The Audrey Hepburn Story and she’s sporting Jackie O’s here. Wayfarers are really hot right now, and personally, I love my pair. What’s so wrong with them? They’re classic! And very Audrey.

in San Franciso. Foreign Cinema is a pretty well-known (and well-regarded) restaurant in San Francisco, and I’ve always wanted to give them a try. Now I have the perfect excuse. If you’re interested in trying this yourself and will be in the Bay area during this time, please note that you must make reservations! You can do so on the website, or by calling (415) 648-7600 after 11 am. It looks like it’ll be loads of fun. I only hope I can keep from crying into my dinner!

My Fair Lady is getting yet another Broadway revival, this time as a “semi-staged” production running for four days, March 7-10. What’s interesting about this production is that Marni Nixon, the woman who secretly dubbed about 90% of Audrey Hepburn’s vocals in the film, is set to play Mrs. Higgins, Henry Higgins’s mother. The article of course mentions her dubbing history, and they also manage to misspell Audrey’s last name. Absolutely mindboggling. If you’re interested in attending any of these shows or would like to know more, simply click here. Opening night will be a black tie benefit.

Last up today is some very sad news. For many years Audrey and Sophia Loren were near neighbors in Switzerland and close friends. Both women suffered from multiple miscarriages before finally having children, and they bonded over this issue and the stresses of a high profile life in general. Sophia’s husband, director/producer Carlo Ponti, has died at the age of 94. He produced the 1955 epic War and Peace, in which Audrey starred as Natasha Rostov. Ponti and Loren went through a lot to be together and stay together, which makes his death doubly sad. If you’d like to read more about him and his enduring relationship with Sophia, go here.